The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Gonzalez will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
77%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gonzalez's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.