The Hamstring Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- Gonzalez tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Gonzalez scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.