The Hamstring Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Gonzalez. Gonzalez does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
85%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gonzalez's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.