The Upright Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gonzalez's stadium. Only over Gonzalez.
- Gonzalez hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
86%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gonzalez, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.