The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Gonzalez goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gonzalez's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.