The Upright Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Gonzalez gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
82%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gonzalez drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.