The Wide Left Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Gonzalez trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- Gonzalez kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
74%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gonzalez, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.