The Hamstring Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Gonzalez goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gonzalez drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.