The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Gonzalez sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gonzalez drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.