The Hamstring Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Ref: "Number Gonzalez, that's a flag." Gonzalez: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Gonzalez trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
87%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gonzalez drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.