The Upright Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Gonzalez is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gonzalez's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.