The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Gonzalez scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
74%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gonzalez drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.