The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gonzalez's stadium. Only over Gonzalez.
- Gonzalez will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gonzalez, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.