The Shank Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Gonzalez, Gonzalez, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.