The Upright Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Gonzalez is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Gonzalez scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.