The Doink Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Gonzalez. Gonzalez does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Gonzalez is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
86%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gonzalez, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.