The Late Scratch Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- The broadcast shows Gonzalez on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Gonzalez finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Gonzalez, Gonzalez, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.