The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Gonzalez trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Gonzalez. Gonzalez does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Ref: "Number Gonzalez, that's a flag." Gonzalez: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Gonzalez scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.