The Doink Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Gonzalez's stadium. Only over Gonzalez.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Gonzalez trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
84%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gonzalez's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.