The Late Scratch Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Gonzalez scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
76%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gonzalez, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.