The Doink Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gonzalez, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.