The Late Scratch Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Gonzalez warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
78%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gonzalez's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.