The Shank Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Gonzalez trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Gonzalez's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
85%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gonzalez drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.