The Phantom Flag Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A mysterious flag erases Thomas's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thomas's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.