The Snap Count Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Thomas is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
Incantation
Thomas, Thomas, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.