The Mystery Tweak Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Thomas goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.