The Dropped Pass Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas's stadium. Only over Thomas.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Thomas tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thomas, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.