The Late Scratch Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
79%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thomas's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.