The Hamstring Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.