The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thomas was due a breakout.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thomas drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.