The Butter-Finger Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Thomas gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thomas's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.