The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Thomas will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
89%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.