The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas's stadium. Only over Thomas.
77%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Thomas, Thomas, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.