The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thomas was due a breakout.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Thomas is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thomas drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.