The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Thomas, Thomas, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.