The Butter-Finger Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Ref: "Number Thomas, that's a flag." Thomas: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.