The Phantom Holding Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
85%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.