The Phantom Flag Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Thomas's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thomas was due a breakout.
83%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.