The Snap Count Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Thomas is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thomas's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.