The Late Scratch Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Thomas's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- The broadcast shows Thomas on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
91%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thomas's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.