The Shadow Coverage Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
85%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.