The Snap Count Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas's stadium. Only over Thomas.
- Thomas gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
78%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thomas drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.