The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Thomas gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
85%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thomas drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.