The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Thomas finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thomas's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.