The Shadow Coverage Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
84%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.