The Late Scratch Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Thomas tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
91%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.