The Butter-Finger Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
86%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.