The Late Scratch Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thomas was due a breakout.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Thomas tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Caleb Williams
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.