The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Ref: "Number Thomas, that's a flag." Thomas: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.