The Dropped Pass Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ref: "Number Thomas, that's a flag." Thomas: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.